So....Hey I'm Damien (that's my chosen porn name I'm not quite sure how I feel about it yet)...My wife's first porn name is Daisy McRollin...anyways we have hours upon hours of video footage...Much of it is basic me getting my dick sucked....but there are many and a GREAT MANY MORE to CUM...I mean COME...
Also we have been trying to discuss difficult XXX adult topics in a very little clothed kinda Ricki Lake meets Dr. Phil but its nothing but my wife and I talking about booty ass freaky deeky dike hoe ass sh!t that we have to learn how to deal with if we want to screw like Tarzan going forward...and we NEED to screw TARZAN....Daisy needs to be screwed like mf Jane...she's got a striking resemblance to Jane's signature wail when it's doing akickdoe! on her back door....
Anyways the interesting part is I want to build a posse of voyeurs, exhibiitionists, amateur porn stars on the come up, orgy and gangbangin ass train runnin mfs...if you're unsure if you're right for the "FUCK BANDITS" just think 2 questions 1) Is this something that people who I call prudes give me sanctimonious finger wag.....2) Am I about showin off while I get laid and am I about sharing the experience in some way with another.....what we want is for after our little talk show segment to put actual interaction and possibly being interactive or watching a live stream of perverted old man proportions....BUT XERO GIVEN and sorry for cursing I only did it in cases I thought were totally mandatory.
Thanks and if you see of the pailest crackers you have ever seen....one with a fat gorgeous shank and the woman getting slammed on a park bench with a whole treasure chest of junk in the trunk....that's us...so come take a look at how well her perfect rack complements the aforementioned #junkinthetrunk
Sincerely,
Damien and Daisy DeRunchet
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