Hi! love the forum. Wasn't sure where to post this but I figured this forum title came closest.
Before you start replying to this with insults calling me a b**ch etc I must stress this is CONSENSUAL HE LIKES IT!!! HE WANTS IT!! as he told me so. Ok now thats out of the way i'll continue...
I have a man who's sliiiiiightly below the six inch mark on the ruler erect. he's seems to vastly enjoy me taunting him about it in daily life like for example I might look at the clock when we are contemplating working out schedules to doing something and perhaps say something like "its almost six a clock... ALMOST..." then kind of look at him with fixed eyes and a smirk. He seems to really enjoy the taunts I see it in his eyes. Strange but it is what it is. I wanted to perhaps try think of similar taunts relating to bieng below the 6 mark on the ruler but struggling to think of any do you ladies think you could think of a few?
I am only interested in taunts that might reference the tiiiiiiiny fraction below the 6 inch mark on the ruler... something like... I I... <---- is how far away he is when he's very hard. Simple small penis insults aren't really valid as he's still technically average being the vast majority of erect penises are between 6 and 7 inches hard but the fact he can't make it to the 6 inch mark bothers him in a highly erotic pleasureable way.
I personally don't have an issue with his size it seems fine for me but that tiny little quarter of a quarter inch shortcoming below the six inch mark on the ruler seems to torment him in a teasing erotic way. Idea's please.
NO small penis taunts please! this is strictly about teasing him about not making that quarter of a quarter inch.
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